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Tales of Survival

by Peggy Entrop

So, I’m just going to say this, and everyone can bite my head off, that’s fine. Aldi is CRAZY. Seriously. Aldi is crazy.
I just moved to the Wicker Park - ish area, and I was looking for a grocery store. For some reason, I wasn’t having much luck, but then - lo, and behold - I saw an Aldi. So, I wandered in…to the black hole of chaos where the universe began. I was getting body checked by 7 year-olds and I had to wrestle this 90 year old Korean lady for the last can of refried beans. Madness.
The best part, however, was the two really old drunk Cubans. One of them spoke mostly only spanish, and the other spoke mostly only english. Both were insanely drunk, and the spanish speaker was wandering around the store carrying bags of lettuce and talking to everyone in the loudest voice possible. The english speaker only said one thing…”We’re from Cuba, man. Cuba.”
It. Was. Awesome.
Then, finally, after my 2 hour wait in line, I made it out alive.
It’s amazing, I know.
So, for that reason, I designate today as “Learn more about Cuban Culture” day. Enjoy.
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